I’m slightly stunned that I don’t look extra frazzled on this image as a result of about 20 minutes earlier than I took it, I stumbled down the hill in our cul-de-sac like a Looney Tunes cartoon character!

No severely, I full-on rolled down a hill. We reside in a neighborhood with tons of oak bushes that produce these gigantic acorns, and as I used to be strolling Connor down the hill to highschool I assume I wasn’t actually listening to the place my ft have been touchdown, so once I stepped on an acorn, which principally was like a large marble, my proper ankle rolled beneath me.

That set off a sequence response of me falling to the bottom, and proper as I hit the pavement, I reflexively tucked right into a spherical ball, which then prompted me to tumble down the steep hill much more as I clung onto Connor’s little pink backpack with pricey life!

Actually, I’m at some extent in life the place I’m simply comfortable that if I fall, 1) I really get again up, and a couple of) I’ve all of my tooth intact, so thanks, Goddesses of the Universe, for having my again. In any other case this selfie would’ve appeared very completely different, OMG!

Lengthy story brief, I’m sporting Uncommon Magnificence Gentle Pinch Tinted Lip Oil in Pleased, which is a cool pink. Oh, and my ankle is slightly bruised. Not sprained although.

This lip coloration will perpetually be burned in my thoughts as what I used to be sporting the day I rolled down the hill.

Oh, and right here’s other thing that was tremendous bizarre about it. It appeared to all occur in gradual movement, like, I floated out of my physique and was watching the entire thing occur proper when it was taking place. So bizarre!

Anyway, my coworker observed that I used to be limping and requested what occurred, and after recounting all of the sordid particulars, she proceeded to inform me a fair crazier story of when she fell and rolled down a hill.

She lives in San Francisco on a really steep hill, and as she was strolling her canines, they bumped into two puppies with very unhealthy manners (she referred to as the puppies “Menace” and “Mischief”). One way or the other her canines and Menace and Mischief obtained right into a scuffle, and she or he ended up rolling down the hill in her pajamas and touchdown in an enormous pile of canine poop.

Rolling down hills, 100% don’t suggest!

Your pleasant neighborhood magnificence addict,

Karen