Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Make-up and Magnificence Weblog Mascot, Vol. 857
Certain, Tabs was an amazing boss, good thinker, a complete disruptor who dominated every thing he ever tried, however let’s be actual… He was a very robust employer.
He was so demanding! “Meow!” he’d say, or “Mrrow!”
Numerous the time, his directives needed to do with treats (after all), or petting — particularly, deep-tissue kitty therapeutic massage.
I did my finest, however I used to be solely human, which yeah, was a little bit of legal responsibility. That’s why Tabs spent years creating the proper robotic assistant.
We even launched a pair fairly good ones. The truth is, our Tabby Dynamics subdivision was the primary to deliver a bipedal humanoid cat assistant to market.
When Rosie took over as CFO, I assumed she’d be completely different. She had a little bit of a softer streak than Tabs, however we rapidly realized that she was additionally fairly demanding.
She isn’t as robust as Tabs was, however I believe it’s truthful to say that certainly one of our pet assistants has bother with bananas.
That’s one approach to describe it…
She is probably not the perfect assistant.
Due to this, a pair weeks in the past Rosie resurrected the Tabby Dynamics private pet assistant mission. She discovered the unique schematics for the designs Tabs created and started working on an up to date model.
There’s already a prototype, and issues are trying nice! In the present day it handed a important juncture. It efficiently administered crunchies into Rosie’s meals bowl.
Huzzah! Success!!
I simply hope it doesn’t put me out of a job.
Your pleasant neighborhood magnificence addict,
Karen